Another one: Zakhele Xulu wins World Masturbation Tournament in Canada

From the Springboks winning the biggest rugby tournament in the world, the Rugby World Cup, for the third time and bringing home, the W...


From the Springboks winning the biggest rugby tournament in the world, the Rugby World Cup, for the third time and bringing home, the Webb Ellis trophy, to the SA Netball Team through their genuine camaraderie winning the Africa Championships and a 14-year old Hlulani Baloyi getting a certificate at the  African Spelling Bee competition, it has been a great time for South Africans!


It seems like the rain of victory continues on pouring in our nation as 27- year old Zakhele Xulu came first overall in the World Masturbation Tournament hosted in Ontario, Canada. The strong South African beat 14 other hopefuls from 13 nations to finally win the Johnny Sins Cup.


"I have been practicing this for years. I would spend an average of 8 hours a day, 7 days a week working towards honing my jerking skills and it finally paid off when I came," said Xulu.


"In the early days, my dad would discourage me from doing this and he would tell me how disappointed he was as I wasn't chasing women but instead wasting my time on demonic things but I finally made him proud when I won this for my country. Dad, your son is a star!" exclaimed the master masturbator.


Would you represent your country in such tournaments? Share your thoughts in the comments.

COMMENTS

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  1. How can one join the competition,I'm interested πŸ˜‹

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  2. πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

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  3. I would never , just wouldn't be able too

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  4. Absolutely yes even if the tournament can start today🀣

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  5. πŸ˜¬πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

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  6. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I Salute to yu bro

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  7. Thats a true legend right thereπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  8. Lol this is madness I would not even watch this kind of tournament I wonder who came up with this kind of competition, Really we are the lost generation ever to live

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    1. We should check out Roman history, our generation would look like amateurs or toddlers when it comes to doing nasty stuff

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  9. Lol so Tell us how You won? You masturbated Quicker than everyone or You were The last Man Standing ��������

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  10. No way
    I respect myself
    I won't ruin my dignity for a stupid trophy

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  11. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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  12. This is xollo personal talent he is a legend

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  13. πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  14. Can we see highlights plz🀣🀣🀣🀣

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  15. So they played the national anthem during presentations?

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  16. Ya nehπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ what an award. Congratulations master master

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  17. Na was,world gone gaga...πŸ˜‡

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  18. Never,don't care how much it pays. My dignity is important

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  19. Satanism at its best, God why πŸ˜₯

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  20. How did you win the tournament

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  21. Yes yes yes ooohhhh yesssss!!!! I can.

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  22. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    Hai, I salute ✋

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  23. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚I wanna watch that kind of competition

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  24. No ways!! Over my dead body!!!! Not even a dinosaur would perform such stupid stunt.

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  25. How much was the entry ticket?

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  26. πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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  27. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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  28. Yooh I wouldn't dare... That's disgusting

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  29. Can I watch highlights for this competition ....no it can't be

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  30. Lol as for me I want a different tournament from that one...I want straight sex tournament..if the is 1 available halal at me..I will be the champion on the world too πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  31. I like to see the high light of that competition

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  32. They must open it up fir these rapists maybe it would help decreasing the cases

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  33. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ hero ✊πŸ˜‚

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  34. NeverπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  35. 🀣 🀣 🀣 🀣 Sisonke bruh

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  36. No need wasting your sperm on the grand.

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  37. Ujinga iko hii dunia.. noma sana!!

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  38. Which channel was showing that stupid tournament

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  39. Banna ba go tshabe dilo, lepara gona thwii

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  40. Realy me 2 also wanna know how this tournament work lol

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  41. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣Izinja

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  42. But so boring after you came even if made with a girl. Lol aikona!!πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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