Scientists reveal why men who love anime die virgins

Gauteng University scientists have recently discovered the real reason men who love anime die virgins. Have you ever stayed up late wo...


Gauteng University scientists have recently discovered the real reason men who love anime die virgins.

Have you ever stayed up late wondering why your anime lover friend never discusses anything related to sex? Well, that is what scientists at GU had in mind when launched an investigation dedicated to uncovering this mystery.

Behavioral analysts at the university separated 10 males into two equal groups: five watched anime and the other didn't. The men who spent their time watching anime had a hard time striking conversations. The other group could easily blend in well with other people and they thus were able to get laid.

"We found that 4 out the 5 men would continue to randomly mumble Japanese words if they managed to strike a conversation.

"Baka," "Arigatou," "Tadaima," "Sasuga," "Za strapu," "Oi oi oi," "Sugoi," "Subarashi," and "Soka" were all they could mumble when presented with a potential date. In the 8 months of research, the participants spent 1440 hours entirely on watching anime. That's 7.5hrs daily!

A positive correlation between loneliness and lengthy-time spent watching anime was discovered among men.

The real reason anime lovers died virgins was simple, anime lovers thought they were their favorite comic characters. The characters don't get laid. (except for Hentai)

Are you an anime lover? Why aren't you getting laid? Comment below.

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